Posted by: gb05 | April 23, 2009

KEA-NO!

The big news of the day is the return of Roy Keane to footballer, having signed a new two-year deal to become the manager of Championship side Ipswich Town.

The former Manchester United captain, and Sunderland manager has said ‘I truly believe I am joining a club that has the potential, ambition and infrastructure to once again be a Premier League side,’. It’s just a shame they aren’t getting a Premier League manager in return.

Keane showed his quality at Sunderland. By being given bags of money to buy his way out of the Championship, under the ever impressive Niall Quinn (also a close friend from their Irish days). But once he got to the Premier League, it all turned sour for the man from Ireland.

He failed to galvinise his squad into anything that looked like a Premier League outfit. In fact, his man-management was repeatedly called into question. Considering he had the best two teachers (Brian Clough for Forest, and Sir Fergie at United), this was a heavy suprise for many.

Eventually, when the going got tough, and whispers of a heavy fall-out with Black Cats’ stakeholder Ellis Short, Keano walked out of Sunderland, looking more like a tramp than the fresh faced man he was when he took over at the Stadium of Light.

Instead, it’s Ipswich who can have to carry Keane’s can. An ambitious club, according to the press today, that are looking for a return to the Premier League. Sound familiar, you bet it does!

But there’s one slight problem, Keane is now tainted goods. What happens if he does get the Tractor Boys motoring? Gets them to the Premier League holy-grail. They won’t spend the money (it nearly bankrupted the club the last time). Some share-holder will come in, Keano won’t like it, and it’s back to walking the dog, rather than showing the management skill he possibly has.

For Ipswich, the club it’s great PR for the club. For Keano, it’s the return he’s looking for. It’s more than likely he will be successful. For the fans though, it will be a rocky road.

The Tractor Boys pride themselves on stability. In reality, this upheaval could be a challenge for the club.

Posted by: gb05 | April 20, 2009

I’m Back, and Better than Ever

Yes, this really has been terrible, I had these grand plans at the start of the year, and now, well, you can see still the grand plans, but not the action! Much like Newcastle’s season you might say!

Anyway, with my time at university rolling to an end, and the beginning of a new life just around the corner, I’m sure you will be delighted to hear that I will be back, blogging on all that sport. Wonderful. And hopefully the first one should be up later tomorrow!

Posted by: gb05 | September 29, 2008

I Know What I Did This Summer

Yes yes yes, before the complaining beings, yes, this blog hasn’t been updated in a long while, but I do have a wonderful excuse for that, and then a truthful reason. But with the start of the new year (final year shouldn’t that be?), it time to get back into the habit of writing a blog (if I can).

The summer has treated me well, no real upheval in my personal life, but a couple professionally. I spent two weeks on work experience at Setanta Sports News (channel no. 418 on Sky (everyone gets it!), and something on virgin media). During this time, I worked on production desk and planning desk. Now, I won’t go too far into what happened (for reasons you will see fit soon), but it was a fantastic experience, certainly sharpened me up for the new year.

So much so that I am now freelancing for Setanta Sports News (I thank you for the congratulations that will no doubt come in the next few days). I’m mainly doing the Saturday shifts, but may be making appearances at other times. And as a treat, I was given the delights of Bordeaux v. St Etienne as my first task. I had no sour GRAPES about doing this, didn’t WINE, actually felt quite BUBBLY about doing it, and by the end, I was POPPING CORKS in celebration, etc. etc.

So, what can we expect from the blog this year, apart from the usual spelling and gramatical errors? Well, Both Sides of the Pond still promises to link American Sports to the British market (and please, no talking about suspensions, or I will go all Dave Simms on you!).

But also, you get to read the wide-eyed view on the world in general. Will we hear more from Britain’s Girl of 2007? I certainly hope so, she made a come back over the summer, alongside her partner in crime. Maybe, we might get to hear from her again.

As a result, the blog will have regular features. Each Tuesday and Thursday, there will be an update (of sorts).

Tuesday’s should see the development of ‘Ice Hockey View’, a short, audio show regarding the world of British Ice Hockey. Results, News, Opinions, what more could you want (not to have to listen to it?!)

Friday, a blog entitled ‘Friday Night Fire’. These will include my satirical outlook on the week that was. The reviewers are all ready clambering over the early releases.

 ’Imagine Mock the Week, cross it with Have I Got News For You…take out all the comedy, and that’s Friday Night Fire’ The Guardian

‘I loved it…personally keeping my appearance out in the mass media market’. Maddie McCann (speaking through Doris Stokes)

‘It’s quite safe to say that what he knows about the world, would fit up a gnat’s arse’. Kelvin MacKenzie.

Basically, this blog will be the place to be (apart from the pub).

Posted by: gb05 | June 26, 2008

The Biggest Waste of Money

Once again, Wimbledon rolls round, and the television screens are paraded with mentions of strawberries and cream, and the occasional cry of ‘Come On Tim/Andy (or, by the second week, Rog)’.

 

A British player getting to the second week is considered a celebration, normally the only way into that holy grail is by serving the drinks in the dressing rooms, and this year, we pin our hopes on the best British talent, Andy Murray, expect, he isn’t really ours.

 

Much like the best Ice Hockey or Basketball players, he learned everything from his time in America, where he lived, breathed, ate, slept Tennis, and nothing else but Tennis. Sure, he didn’t get rid of his Scottish attitude, but there’s only so much the Americans can do.

 

So, let’s look at what the LTA has done for the British game, and in a short words, it’s nothing. Despite having millions of pounds thrown at it in everyway possible. Tennis Clubs across the country are only used during the time of Wimbledon, and the rest of the sport is spoilt by rich mummys and daddy’s throwing their dear darling Jimmy on the court with a Jack, Rich or Jamie for a bit of bish-bosh coaching.

 

Watching Elanor Baltacha was fantastic, just for the commentary alone. I was told that this is the new streamline Baltacha, she’s lost a lot of weight since last time apparently, despite the fact she could do with missing a few more meals. In fact, watching her being torn apart by a little (5ft 4in) Chinese player was almost comical. Imagine a game of tennis at your old primary school, where the fat girl had to do all the running and you pretty much get my drift.

 

Apparantly, the commentators also said she worked really hard at playing in the challenger and satilette tour games. Yet, minutes later, having chip-and-run (reference to her usual Friday nights, where she steals from the chippy and has to run away before she is caught), we are told she ‘doesn’t know how the play court positioning’.

 

What on earth do the LTA spend her coaching money on then? It’s like giving the world’s greatest football all the skills in the world and then throwing him in goal. Expect for the fact Baltacha doesn’t have all the skills in the world, or even some skills.

 

Maybe if the LTA started putting pressure on the players and coaches, we would start seeing rewards. Suggestion, if by the age of 24, a player is not showing the sufficient level of skills, both the coach and player have their fund removed, not reduced, removed.

 

This will force the player to either learn the skills, or learn that they are not good enough. I dread to think just how much money is thrown by the LTA at sending British players to play in secondary tournaments across the globe. The sort of events that would see players gain one or two rankings, from 654 in the world to 650, are a complete and utter waste of money. Why keep going for players like Bogdanovic, Baker, who are past it, and will never break into the world’s top 200, let only, 100, when that money should be reserved for trying to develop younger talent that, let’s face it, may actually do something with their careers.

 

The coaches would also be forced to buck up their ideas, when Brad Gilbert was brought into the LTA set-up, he was able to negotiate a high-rate of pay. This lead many other of the world’s ‘top’ coaches to sign up for little jobs with big money, without the pressure of having to succeed, too many are happy to just be going along for the ride, without actually putting their ‘expertise’ to the fore.

 

The players will no doubt whinge that they don’t get enough funding, quite simple really, it’s because your not good enough to gain sponsorship, your not good enough to be playing at a level that should be allowed to gain such funding, and your not good enough to be considered important on what the LTA should be doing next.

 

Instead, the LTA will claim its money well spent. As a result, I might take up tennis and become an international, I’m rubbish at tennis, but if I can get paid for being rubbish at something, then it has got to be worth doing.

Posted by: gb05 | June 20, 2008

Could MacKenzie Be The Man?

By-elections delight everyone, mainly because parties wil actually give a toss about electioneering, and send the true big guns down to help. Maybe you could be lucky and have Gordon Brown come round for tea, or play skittles with Dave “Call Me Dave” Cameron. Maybe Nick Clegg will come and rack up your wife for his 31st shag?

The latest two announcements of by-election include a shock, and a non-shock. Boris’s cards were on the wall the moment he signed up with the Mayor’s race, and as a result Henley look forward to welcoming another Tory MP into the hotseat. It’s about as safe as saying that Ulrika Johnson will soon have a fifth kid.

Quite what the toffs of Henley will think of not one, but TWO candidates from the ‘Miss Great Britain Party’ is anyone’s guess, though I imagine that Tories may lose a few members through the heart attack of seeing nice, young buxom ladies, bouncing down the river…almost makes you want to visit Henley doesn’t it?!

However, eyes are all focused on Mr David Davis (not the only DD to be in a by-election by any means!). Following the outcry at the vote regarding 42-day detentions, DD resigned as Shadow Home Secretary, and announced that he would fight the seat on the terms of civil rights. Trouble is, he hasn’t got someone to punch against.

Both Labour and the Lib Dems will not put a candidate up, seeing as they believe it to be certain that DD will be re-elected, and probably, back as Shadow Home Secretary, as soon as can be. Instead, this leaves an empty ring, and one man has dared to throw his hat in and give it all it’s worth, former Editor of the Sun Kelvin MacKenzie.

Remebering that the Sun has supported the implementation of 42-days from the beginning, Kelvin knows he will be on a firm platform, even running it by Mr Murdoch at a drinks part. His relative success as an independent candidate in the local elections in May suggest he has enough celebrity status to be able to carry it off.

And as if it couldn’t get worse for DD, he’s now been accused of having ‘intimate’ phone calls with the Chief Executive of Liberty. Whilst these claims are currently being persued for an apology, you can’t help but think that the Sun knows who it will support from day one. The perfect front page story, all it needed as the MacKenzie headline, and wahey, King Kel would be on his way.

Personally, I like DD, I believe he is an ideal leader, and whenever he speaks, gives the voice of authority. However, to call a by-election on a single issue, is brave, but foolish. In trying to do write for the country, he may find himself losing the biggest job of all.

Posted by: gb05 | June 19, 2008

Holiday Time

Wonderfully, I’m off to St.Tropez tomorrow for a two week vacation, but I will be taking my trusty laptop with me and hopefully reporting on matters that are happening in France.

Quite an interesting time to be heading out to the Med, seeing as France were dumped out of Euro 2008 on Wednesday (and in the process, costing me a quid!). But, possibly more so, the French have began their favourite past-time of striking again. We will be travelling down to Dover, unsure as to whether we will be able to the board the ferry, as the dockers in Calais are teetering on the edge of a strike.

Paris saw a parade today as strikers, complaining against the possible changes to the 35-hour working week. Apparantly, they don’t want to work any longer. Trouble was, there wasn’t as many strikers as first hoped, as ol’ Nick might just put the plans through quicker. Delightful!

It won’t just be what’s happening in the land of the cheese-eating, wine-guzzling, surrender monkies, I’ll be adding a few articles I have been storing up and not finishing, including a little expose on my old school (one that cannot be missed!).

However, the most exicting part of the holiday is my reading list, including, Michael Crick’s biography of Jeffery Archer…think I might just finish that one by the time I get to Paris!

Posted by: gb05 | May 12, 2008

Crying Pictures Bring Through Shame of Royals

Monday’s papers are full of pictures from a great sporting weekend, many of them containing the tears and anger of those clubs relegated from the holy grail that is the Premier League.

The Daily Mirror is full of Reading fans in tears, clutching their shirts or their friend/mother, and the even sadder thing is that come this time next season, they won’t know who Reading Football Club are.

Why? Because they are no longer in the Premier League, thus meaning they are no longer a fashionable club to support. Football, as so many people see it, will no longer be on their doorstep, and Chelsea will gain a legion of new fans.

When Reading were last in the Championship, they couldn’t get more than 18,000 in for the first game of the season. In fact, look at the half season averages for Reading, and you can see the true support base in around 14,000-16,000. The rest are filled with ‘glory-hunting fans’, who see the possiblity of Reading doing good and fancy a piece of the action.

This season, expect for the ‘big’ games, they failed to sell out the Madejski Stadium…the commodity that is RFC luckily died on Sunday, and as a result, the club can return to being the club that it deserves to be.

They might have played in the Premier League, but the organisation and way the club is run, is firmly set in the Championship. This was a jolly, get the money in while we can, sod the supporters who followed us in hard times, whore the club out to anyone and everyone, and get them on board.

I’m not a sad man, but I was once one of them fans. I travelled across the country, watching the Royals play, and felt a part of the community. I was a season ticket holder for 4 season (given up to try and persue a refereeing career), watching us fight our way out of Division Two, and the dream of playing in the Premier League was just that, a dream.

1995/96 was my first season watching the Royals, I remember my first game well. They lost 4-1 to Ipswich. But that didn’t matter. It was the being at the ground (Elm Park in those days), and feeling, smelling and sensing football in a completely different way. Standing on my stool to watch the game from down the front, I couldn’t have been happier. Memories come flooding back as I write this blog, and they all end the season Reading went up to the Premier League.

Why? Because it was no longer my club. They were a team to watch, not to feel part of. I still followed, but from arms length. Where previously I would shout and scream at the team, I now watch (when I can get the tickets) and feel unattached and unloved. No longer is it an arm around me on a warm summers night, instead, its harsh and undeserving, leaving me feel like a cheap, ten-pound hooker.

Which is why I didn’t cry yesterday. In fact, I didn’t feel upset at all. Next season, there will be 18,000 tops in the Madejski Stadium for the first game of the season. And I will be one of them. Finally, I have got my club back, the club I loved and which helped me through my childhood. The Premier League may have been and gone, but I’d rather have the club I love back for good.

 

 

Most 10-year old boys dream of playing professional sports. However, a lack of skill is often the downfall, and the dream soon fades away. For some people whoever, the pursuit of being a professional sportsperson continues. George Plimpton is one such man. He is described on his book covers as ‘the professional amateur’. A man who travelled the major leagues of America, competing against the first there was to offer.

 

But how can his work be described? Is it the story of man who compete on the same field as legends, or an exploration into the people who play these sports, what makes them different from the average Joe who picks up his bat every Saturday?

 

George Plimpton was born in New York City on the 18th March 1927, the son of a successful corporate lawyer, who later became the American ambassador to the United Nations. He enjoyed studying at Phillips Exeter Academy, Harvard and Cambridge, during which he spent two years in the Army, before returning to Harvard to receive his batchelor degree in literature, which was followed by a master’s in English from Cambridge in 1952.

 

Upon leaving Cambridge, he moved briefly to Paris, before returning back to America, but not empty handed. The Paris Review became the love of his life, coining the phrase ‘a man of letters’, and was his project for life, remaining as editor right up to his death.

 

Plimpton described the Paris Review as having great value to writers, where it gave poets, short-story writers and novelists, to chance to be given the leg-up to getting published. In an interview in with Tanya Stanciu and Amy Nickell for Gadfly Magazine (1998), Plimpton stated

 

A whole barrel of people first published their works there…the early work of Philip Roth and Rick Moody, Rick Bass, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Richard Ford, Terry Southern…and I think that’s performing a very valuable function.’

 

Plimpton claimed in a different interview with the editors of Pagitica, Jason Gileno and Marcus Robinson, that poetry can define a magazine, and their views

 

The poetry reflects the wishes of the poetry editor, in our case. Each of them have had reigns of seven years, approximately. There was a time there when Tom Clark was an editor and he was very fond of the Beat Poets – Ginsberg, O’Hara, Olsen…and published them, whereas Donald Hall, our first poetry editor, had nothing to do with that group at all.’ (Pagitica, 1998)

 

The Paris Review was part of an upstart generation, described as ‘very tall men’. It was set up to hit and niche in the market, the intellectual. As a result, Plimpton fought to keep the magazine available to all, without trying to hit just one ‘ism’.

 

If you do, you’re stuck with that “ism”. If it’s Dadaism, you last for an issue or two, or if…you follow the policy of New Criticism or any of the other “isms”, you get stuck and get bracketed, and then you have to change your “ism”. And sometimes that’s hard to do. Our views have been very eclectic.’ (Gadfly, 1998)

 

Plimpton is more remembered for his work as a participatory journalist, leading to TIME magazine calling him the ‘professional amateur’. Plimpton describes participatory journalism as:

 

You actually become your story. If you’re writing about baseball, you become a baseball player. Or if you’re writing about football, you become a football player. You participate, then you write about the experience. And your participation becomes the bulk of your story. I did it writing for Sports Illustrated. I went around and asked if I could play out these daydreams which all men seem to have. I don’t know what women daydream about, but men usually daydream about great feats in sports, striking out the batting order of the New York Yankees – you know, boring things like that.’ (Gadfly, 1998).

 

During his time, Plimpton participated in a variety of dreams. He played professional baseball, American football, Ice Hockey, Basketball and Golf. He boxed three bloody rounds (mainly spilling his blood) with a word champion boxer, played tennis against the best, he toured with the New York Philharmonic as a percussionist (playing the triangle), he rode the high trapeze for a circus, he was shot and killed by John Wayne and he also became a centrefold photographer for Playboy magazine.

 

Despite all his successes, it’s his work in sports participation journalism which remains a bone of contention. Whatever a sportswriter may do, they will only ever been considered a ‘sports writer’. Taking a man with the stature of Plimpton, many people would still only recognise his work as that of a sports journalist, rather than as a work of a literary god.

 

TIME magazine said

 

Behind his several masks and costumes lurks an excellent and greatly underrated writer. His primary problem is that almost nobody takes a book on sports seriously. The public, to be sure, has bought his books –Out of My League, Paper Lion and The Bogey Man have sold nearly 2,000,000 copies in both hard-cover and paperback-and the critics have generally been enthusiastic. Yet both readers and reviewers have inferentially relegated Plimpton to the special, segregated subcategory of journalism reserves for the sportswriter. And a sportswriter, even a very good sportswriter, is still, in most people’s eyes, only a sportswriter.’ (TIME Magazine, 1970)

 

The story of how Plimpton became the ‘professional amateur’ begins with ‘Out of My League’, written in 1961, and begins at Yankee Stadium, where he had managed to get seats close to action, so much so that he could hear every word being spoke.

 

In the fifth innings, Mickey Mantle hit a home-run for the Yankess, and as the pitcher made his way off following the end of the inning, he started speaking to his team-mates in the dugout. Plimpton remarked

 

I envied him – even his difficulty with Mantle. I leaned far out of my seat trying to hear – hoping to get some indication of what it was really like out there, what it was like to face Mantle from the pitcher’s mound…and yet I knew that no matter how articulate the pitcher, still it wouldn’t be enough. It was something you had to experience yourself to know truly…’ (Plimpton, 1961, pg. 2)

 

Plimpton realised that to truly understand sport, you had to become part of the sport. Much in the same way it is argued that commentators should have been professional sportspeople, and referees should have played the sport at the highest level, for a person to gather a perspective on the sport they love to watch, the need to play at that level.

 

As a result, Plimpton travelled to the offices of Sports Illustrated, with a newspaper clipping containing the announcement of an all star game, due to take place at Yankee Stadium. Plimpton was not a baseball player, like many kids, summers had been spent pitching at high-school and college, but nothing more. Yet, he had the idea to pitch to the world’s greatest players. Even stranger, was that Sports Illustrated would support him in his effort.

 

Plimpton would pitch in an event against each player in the league, and depending on which base they got to, would score points for their team (American or National League), and the team with the most points, would win $1,000 to be shared amongst the squad.

 

Once he entered the field, and being surrounded by players, Plimpton was amazed at the support he received from the players.

 

…as we stood together – waiting for something to happen to release us – I felt a sudden kinship with the players. It was an entirely unexpected emotion, since I was so obviously an outsider, but it came: that warm sense of camaraderie one gets, if briefly, as a team member…never mentioned, but there nonetheless, almost tangible, and it was very strong…’ (Plimpton, 1961, pg. 87)

 

In modern times, where money rules sport, it is forgotten that sport is a team game, and anyone who steps onto a pitch are normally part of a team. In Plimpton’s day, there were no multi-millionaire players, everyone was in it for each other. And the support a player can receive is beneficial to their performance. Here, Plimpton was made to feel as comfortable as possible..

 

Plimpton’s books about sport are not just about the sport itself, but the people who play the game. Paper Lion, was the product of his month in training camp with the Detroit Lion, which tells more null the inner world of pro football than any other book ever written.

 

It has previously been said that the pitchers mound was one of the loneliest places to be, and Plimpton was finding this out during his warm-up pitches.

 

Mostly you hear your own voice – chattering away, keeping you company in the loneliness, cajoling and threatening if things begin to go badly, heavy in praise at times…I recall the first sentence I spoke to myself was “OK, bo, you’re goin’ to be O.K. Nothin’ at all to worry about, nothin’, nothing’,”. (Plimpton, 1961, pg.89)

 

Sport is about the mental battle, as well as the physical battle, and the best players are mentally strong on the field. Plimpton was showing that having the confidence to play is a big step towards being a great player. As the contest continues, the inner-voice makes reappears.

 

It was while Hodges was at that plate that the inner voice, which had been mumbling inaudibly at first, and calmly, began to get out of control…At first the voice offered its usual counsel not to push the ball, and to take things easy: presently it got exasperated…like a short-tempered farmer training a pup to come to heel…then this curious thing happened. It turned traitor. The voice went defeatist on me. It escaped and ran off, washing its hands of the whole miserable business.’

 

If any moment shows the different between professional sport and amateur sport, it is the way in which the mind thinks. Clive Woodward in his book ‘Winning’ called it ‘T-Cup: Thinking Correctly Under Pressure’. Plimpton wasn’t defeated by his body yet, but his mind was already lost.

 

As a result of the excessive pitches thrown, and the thoughts of the mind, Plimpton was only able to get through to the end of the National League innings, before retiring injured. But ultimately, Plimpton had tussled with greats of the game. And had got a taste for professional sport, the only question was where he would turn next.

 

Whilst ‘Out of My League’ focused on his own personal performance, his two later books ‘Paper Lion’ and ‘Open Net’, looked more into the people who played the sport and what made them tick.

 

My credentials as a football player may not have been of the first order. But I kept assuring myself that the purpose of my participation in professional football was not to represent the skilled performer but the average weekend athlete.’ (Plimpton, 1966, pg.10).

 

Plimpton had to struggle against the belief of him being an athlete, compared to just a journalist. At the first team meeting, Plimpton was almost barred from going in, the coach claiming it was off the presses radar.

 

There was some reflection on players being cut from the squad, considering Plimpton himself was a rookie.

 

The days of the squad cuts made everyone uncomfortable – the empty beds and the missing faces – and I felt it strongly. The effect of insecurity was stronger on my fellow rookies, of course, who had so much at stake…Everyone tried to keep his mind off the future.’ (Plimpton, 1966, pg.106).

Plimpton had tried to understand it must be like to have your whole life put on the line, only for it to disappear within a couple of days. He also tried to understand people’s obsession with the game, and why football players can become heroes.

 

Always after practice, the crowds moved across the sidelines and grouped around the players as they started across the wide field for the gym. Some of them wanted autographs; others simply walked along with the players for the enjoyment of proximity…I had refused to sign anything at the beginning, but it was too difficult to explain why my autograph was not one they’d be especially keen to have.. (Plimpton, 1966, pg.147).

 

As with ‘Out of My League’, Plimpton had to struggle with the nerves and voice of being in competition.

 

Sam Williams, the first-string defensive end came by, and looking down my aisle of locker. “Nerves, kid?” he asked. “How are the nerves?”.

            “Well, I’ve got them, Sam” I said. “I feel them in the stomach.”

            He was in his sixth year of professional football, and I asked him if nerves still affected him.

            “Sure,” he said. “In the feet and hands…heavy feet, heavy hands so’s I can barely move around.”

            “Heavy feet!” I said. “Think of that. My nerves seems to stick to the stomach.”

(Plimpton, 1966, 218)

 

This shows that whatever the sport, the battle against nerves is what drives players on to becoming the best in their profession. As a result of nerves, Plimpton failed in his attempt to be a football players, fumbling the ball and falling over at different times. While he lacked the skills to be a football player, he learned what it was like to be part of the team, and also that with any sport.

 

When it came to writing ‘Open Net’, Plimpton never thought he would play Ice Hockey for a piece of participatory journalist.

 

I had what seemed a logical excuse: I am very poor at on skates. I tend to skate on my ankle bones. Someone once pointed out that on skates I am the same height off as I am on the ice.’ (Plimpton, 1977, pg. 1)

 

What could have set up a story of a man learning an entirely new sport and achieving greatness, instead was focused on the players who play what it is fastest, toughest game on earth, and the way in which they trained compared to those in the NFL.

 

The practices were much simpler than I imagined they would be. There was no instruction, no plays diagrammed on a blackboard, indeed hardly any communication between the coach (usually just Don Cherry or his assistant on the ice) and his except that a whistle would blow from time to time and we would be told what procedure to do next.’. (Plimpton, 1977, pg. 49).

 

Plimpton was failing to understand just why things were a lot simpler in hockey compared to football, and he tried to gain an understanding from the coach.

 

”Hockey is not complicated,”…”When Bobby Schmautz joined the team in Philly – we’d picked him up for $2,000 after he was about to be waived through the league – I showed him every play we had…drawing them out on a lunch counter napkin in five minutes.” (Plimpton, 1977, pg. 51).

 

As with the football, evening’s after practices were spent down the local bar, catching up on the stories of players from around the league. Plimpton tried to understand a hockey players’ humour.

 

The Philadelphia Flyers had a player named Moose Dupont who was constantly being told that interviews had been arranged for him with various reporters and news service representatives; he’s get dressed up, at tie, and all spiffy, and leave for his appointment out in the seats – such-and-such a row in the Spectrum – and the Flyers would peek out of the corridors on their way to the parking lots and spot him sitting up there alone, patiently, staring out between his knees…Moose fell for this two days in a row. The third day, as he knotted his tie in the locker room to get ready to go out and wait once again up in the seats, he said, “Well, I’ll give this guy one more shot.’ (Plimpton, 1977, pg. 76)

 

Plimpton was a master at taking the readers into his place, telling you all the stories the players themselves had to offer. But also, he reminded himself of what he was doing, and what it meant to supporters watching the game.

 

In the match itself, he had to face a penalty shot, a one-on-one battle, which surprisingly, he saved. When recalling the save, he mentioned

 

A very decent roar of surprise and pleasure exploded from the stands. By this time, I think, the Philadelphia fans thought of me less as a despised Bruin than a surrogate member of their own kind. The team identification was unimportant, for an instant. I represented a manifestation of their own curiosity if they happened to find themselves down there on the ice.’ (Plimpton, 1977, pg. 178)

 

Plimpton remembered who he was, a fan, a supporter. He never forgot that fact. And when telling his stories, he remembers who he was telling them for. For the average Joe who will never set foot against players of such magnitude.

 

Plimpton’s work was the start of a generation, many other journalists realised that the way to understanding sport, was to be part of the sport. However, this has been taken to the extreme by other journalists.

 

Ian Stafford is a prime example, in his book ‘In Your Dreams’. Whilst Plimpton wanted to gain an understanding of the sport, and the people who played the sport, Stafford was more interested in trying to gain himself a career in the sport. If he had been a success at something, there is no doubt, he would have passed up his career as a journalist and taken up the other career.

 

This was shown in a sequence while Stafford was taking part in an athletics event, in which he finished dead-last, but was clinging to a little bit of success.

 

And then my deflated ego received a sudden and unexpected burst of air. An official handed me a piece of paper with the reaction times of the second semi-final. This refers to the period of time taken between the gun sounding off and the feet leaving the blocks. Incredibly, I was fourth fastest in my race…”I’ll have to work with you on my starts,’ Christian said, when he saw the evidence thrust into his hands.’ (Stafford, 2001 pg. 181).

 

The perspective that if Stafford had been a success, he would drop his career and follow his chosen path is clear. Compared to Plimpton, who more looked to gain a perspective of the sport, and the sportspeople, recognising that he was purely an outsider, Stafford aimed to be on the same level as the professional, Plimpton was comfortable in the role of an amateur.

 

Plimpton’s legacy on journalism is massive, he influenced a generation of journalists, but he was still unable to completely change the face of sports journalism. Instead, he marked what it was like to be a sportsperson, not by getting inside their mind, but by living alongside them.

 

He stepped on the field and was made to feel part of the team, but more, he took the person who sits on the couch, shouting ‘Go Team’, and put them alongside their heroes. He told stories that made the fans know the players more than they could ever wish.

 

 

 

 

BIBLOGRAPHY

 

Gadfly Online (1998). Trumpeting Truman. Accessed Online at: http://www.gadflyonline.com/archive-plimpton.html

 

Pagitica Online (1998). In Dialogue: George Plimpton. Accessed Online at:

http://www.pagitica.com/extras/plimptondialog.html

 

Plimpton, G. (1961). Out of My League, The Lyons Press: Connecticut

 

Plimpton, G. (1965). Paper Lion, The Lyons Press: Connecticut

 

Plimpton, G. (1977). Open Net, The Lyons Press: Connecticut

 

Stafford, I. (2001). In Your Dreams. Headline Book Publishing, London.

 

Time Magazine (1971) George Plimpton: The Professional Amateur. Accessed Online at: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,942286,00.html

 

 

Posted by: gb05 | April 25, 2008

Have I Got Views For You

Last night, four of Winchester’s finest travelled up to the big smoke to watch the recording of this week’s ‘Have I Got News For You’. Missing part of a riveting lecture on freelance journalism, the train journey was full of the usual stories and jokes, mainly involving spitroasting Haribo bears and pigeons.

Upon arriving at London Studios (that’s right, a BBC show recorded at ITV studios!), we were met with the choice of two queues. And judging by the people in the queues, we assumed that neither of them were for HIGNFY. One was full of women, the other of the lower classes. I’ll let you guess the shows.

Instead, we headed up the HIGNFY queue, awaiting a near-on three hour wait to get into the studio. Alas, the 22 people on priority passes went in ahead of us, but we soon followed them, and found ourselves seated four-rows behind Ian Hislop…very nice.

The show finally got underway about around 7.45 odd. Julian Clary is the guest host, and dare I say it, he was just along for the ride. Having previously been a very funny host, instead, he just presented the show, and let the others do their business.

Ed Byrne and Andrew Neil joined Ian and Paul respectively, as all matters of the news were discussed. Highlights included whether Elvis actually visited London in 1958…Paul and Andrew trying to make it as perfectly clear as possible that Tommy Steele is, allegedly, lying!

It will be interesting to see just how much does go into the show…after all, the recording finished at around quarter-to-ten…and mainly, a lot will have to be taken out…More on this after the show this evening! BBC One, 9pm.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: gb05 | April 18, 2008

A Cricketers Dream

April is here, the weather might not tell you otherwise, but spring is here! And that means only one things for me, the start of a new season.

Well, not quite. Training begins in February. When its cold and dark. And really, I should be in front of the TV, with a nice whisky to warm the body.

Instead, I turned my shoulder over, time and time again, mainly in hope rather than precision. And if that’s not pain enough, I slap the pads on, and face a barrage of shorter deliveries, rearing up at my neck, or worse, the wedding tackle.

But April has brought a new meaning to cricket. It’s meant the start of the English county season, as per usual. Also, there’s a new creature playing out of the India…the Indian Premier League (wonder where they got the name from?)

Everyone from Bollywood stars, through to Formula One owners, have brought into the circus of IPL. And who can blame them? Names such as Ponting, Warne, Dhoni, Murali, Kallis, Cairns, Gilchrist, Hayden, Singh, Dravid, Ganguly, Dimi (had to put him in, god bless the only Brit to play so far!) will ply their trade for sides like the Royals, Challengers and Knight Riders (wonder if Kit’s a fan?!)

And today saw the first game. The razzmatazz was at full level, hiring in the Washington Redskins cheerleaders (presumely because there weren’t any good looking enough Indian girls to fill the role? I don’t know, don’t shoot me!) to dance each time the ball was hit out of the ground, much to the frenzy of 55,000 indians, who put themselves in debt just to be there for the first game!

And do you know what? It left me cold. Very cold. Sure, I cheered Brendan McCullum as he reached the 150 (in twenty overs!), and loved seeing the team in Red lose all their wickets very quickly. But simply, it just isn’t cricket.

Anyone can be good over 20 overs! Mainly, those who aren’t Indian! When so much is riding on each delivery, it was the same old name who produced the magic. Today, no stars were born. We know what the best can do, quite simply, that can be the best!

Instead, I watched a dull match, on a dull pitch, with front of crowd who probably couldn’t care less, with commentators who judged how good a shot was by the number of times it bounced.

Yet, on Wednesday, I was at the Rose Bowl. I watched the first day of Hampshire v Sussex, in a four day game. And I loved it. The smell of the grass being cut, the familiar sight of the pavillion, the rasing of the umpires finger, the applause of a good shot. Men and Women watching each delivery intently.

The banter between supporters, the gossiping between members, the sound of kids playing bat and ball in the background. If the sun had stayed out all day, and there hadn’t been a wind, it would have been perfect.

Instead, it was as near as perfect as I could get. None of this slap and tickle nonsense. Proper cricket where if you bowled a good bowl, you weren’t carved over the wicket-keepers head. And if you played a stupid shot, it was good night Irene, and back to the pavillion for you.

All this stupid thought about having a similar tournament to the IPL in this country this nonsense. Absolutely Baloney! We’d get rid of the heritage in an instant in the chase for a quick dollar. Simply, that’s not cricket.

Just as an after-thought, following the day at the cricket, I spend my night dressed up as ‘La-La’ in the name of a birthday. If cricket is rid for the quick dollar, I think we’ll be living in the land of the teletubbies.

 

 gb05 as a Teletubby

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